Doug Thompson: You're a terrible kindergarten teacher. die_clown.mp3 Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. Happy: How about I just go eat some hay. Don't you ever touch my puck! Shooter McGavin: Grandma Acceptable Targets: IRS agents deserve to be chucked through a window. Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. $7.95 delivery Jan 30 - Feb 2 . Happy Gilmore: Her stuff is now our stuff. Oh, you can count. KickMyOwnAss.wav(39K) Happy learns to putt. Chubbs: I have to take the house too. Jerry Thornton 7/15/2020 5:53 AM. Frances Bay and Brooke Shields both had recurring roles on the ABC sitcom 'The Middle' (2009-2018): Bay as Aunt Ginny and Shields as Rita Glossner. "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? By ToveBadune. : [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore : Oh, man. Grandma Workin' it. I don't date golfers. Sitedeki tm videolar tantm amaldr.. Les meilleurs rpliques de Happy gilmore ! [Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano]. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. What d'ya say? By 90s-Mall. Virginia: HOME?! Nevertheless, Happy Gilmore has been the best spokesman Subway has ever had, owing to . Happy: Good luck. Sandler's appearance was uncredited. David Hasselhoff is mentioned twice by Shooter McGavin in this film. Hell no! Covert played 2 different characters on that sitcom. Happy Gilmore "Son of a bitch, ball. Announcer: This works for Subway as their website states their target market . Early in the movie, Chubbs tells Happy he could win a gold jacket, to which Happy responds, "Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?" Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. Both Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson) and Frances Bay (Grandma Gilmore) would later star together in Inspector Gadget (1999). Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. Happy Gilmore: Let's go home. Hey, Happy Gilmore! [impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right] It's circular. : [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway] Happy Gilmore: .Cold-cut combo from Subway! So don't get mad at me. To hell with that. Happy Gilmore: Cold-cut combo from Subway! FeelTheFlow.wav(327K)Happy: Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff? [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. In October 2017, Christopher MacDonald was arrested for drunk driving. You hate me don't you? [arrives from the hall with Grandma] I'll make you a bet. [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] That's your home!! Happy Gilmore, come on down! Mover: Happy Gilmore: I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. I thought we were going to be just friends. Assistant Coach: What would I know? ?? Which of the following jobs has Happy never had? Time to go home there, No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old. You're pretty sick, Chubbs. [referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat] I gotta finish up. And so forth . Not all can appreciate the witty, albeit sophomoric humor that an Adam Sandler movie from the 1990's has to offer. My dad worshipped hockey. [to Grandma] Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. Slightly downhill? McDonald was taken to a nearby jail where he was kept until he sobered up. Coach: Sheesh! Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. Technical Specs, [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home], [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house], [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs]. "Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. Damn you people. Happy Gilmore : Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. "He's got to save this one for par. A page for describing YMMV: Happy Gilmore. Shooter: You're in big trouble pal. Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard. from the gameroom, so Peace! Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: : Nobody save for maybe Mike Myers can pretend to make fun of shameless product placement in movies while shamelessly placing products into movies the way Adam Sandler can. Happy Gilmore = Subway . Nobody, Grandma. Bad. . You can't just take her stuff, she's too old! [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] IRS Agent: "You're a lousy kindergarten teacher", likethat.mp3 Orderly: You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP! Happy Gilmore "You're gonna die clown!! [to his caddy] Virginia: Happy: Yeah, alright! Twenty bucks says you can't do it again. Virginia: Really? Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Robert Simonds.It stars Adam Sandler as the title character, an unsuccessful ice hockey player who discovers a newfound talent for golf. We're just doing our jobs! You know what? $27.33. [laughing] One deleted scene in the movie involves Happy throwing the nursing home orderly out the window after finding out how badly his grandma was treated. Suck my white ass ball! You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. What do ya say? Happy Gilmore Sticker. Virginia: Dammit! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore: [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy. In the Waterbury Open scene, Chubbs is seen wearing a Lacoste v-neck jumper with a logo of a crocodile, very similar to Chubbs' nemesis the alligator. 151. Happy Gilmore You're very good looking. It happens. What are you talking about? Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! Chubbs: Which fast food restaurant did Happy make a commercial for? Well, what should I do then? Happy Gilmore: And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass! Carl Weathers (Chubbs) was a professional football player before becoming an actor. Happy Gilmore: [under his breath] Because you're black? This is golf. Happy Gilmore (4/9) Movie CLIP - The Waterbury Open (1996) HD. This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled. Yeah you like that? Chinese Lady: Happy Gilmore "You're confusing me, just let me put the ball in the hole. I think I just killed her! The clip of Sandler fighting host Bob Barker was shown to the studio audience. Shooter McGavin [Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players]. Happy Gilmore "Applause -- Somebody's closer! Shooter McGavin: [Happy getting beeped out by the censors for cursing]. A fizzled hockey player takes his slap shot and violent impulses to the golf course in an attempt to win enough prize money to save his grandma's house. Happy: Damn it! "So you decided to headbutt Bob Barker". I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. Verne Lundquist filmed all his scenes in one day, on the same set, even when he was in "different" locations for the golf tournaments. Bob Barker: In a 2011 interview with the AV Club, Christopher McDonald claims he originally turned down the role of Shooter McGavin several times because he was growing tired of being typecast as an antagonist. Richard Kiel played the Frankenstein monster in The Monkees: I Was a Teenage Monster (1967). Subway didn't officially start endorsing people until Jared Fogle in 2000 so technically, Happy Gilmore is the franchise's first celebrity face. "The price is wrong! "Why don't you just put it down?" I eat three every day to . $25.69. What are you talking about? Happy Gilmore Image for Silhouette or Cricut , Svg, Eps, Dxf LongLiveTheWeekend. Where are you going with those clubs, punk? I wasn't watching, did it go in? Damned alligator BIT my hand off! Talk about your all-time backfires! Happy Gilmore: Number 18, is that Gilmore again? Subway sandwich from Happy Gilmore -Quotes | Anyclip, I don't wanna hear it. All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good. 04 June 2015. Grandma? IRS Agent [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. Julie Bowen and Kevin Nealon appeared in Weeds (2005). [to Shooter] [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water]. (Sounds of a ball rolling) Said it might be a little too dangerous. gohome.mp3 I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. You've got to kick him off the tour. All Rights Reserved. I'll give you the ol' smoochie smoochie, kissy wissy. Julie Bowen later revealed on Access Hollywood that there is a deleted segment of the Happy Place scene where she made out with the dwarf dressed like a cowboy. This is a biggie, time's ticking. Kyle regularly played golf with Sandler and Sandler's father. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy: Oh, good, because I'm a hockey player. She's too old. I don't know. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Hey, put that stuff down! Happy Gilmore: An apartment building in 101 East 7th Avenue, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, was used as the apartment for Happy Gilmore. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] die_clown.mp3 I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd. Happy's Girlfriend: You're going no where, Happy, and you're taking me with you. : This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be. [to Grandma] Grandma: Answer: an alligator. Well I got his HEAD! Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. Shooter McGavin "Just stay out of my way. What are you doing Happy? You gotta rise above it. : 2. : Ben Stiller took an uncredited role as the nursing home orderly. Look at that. [Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches]. The pseudo-commercial for Subway that takes place half way through the movie was both . It's great, the other day one of his fans mooned me. [Happy leaves; Virginia follows; Shooter smirks in triumph]. Here, eat that and leave us alone! I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name I realize that the commercial was . [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]. Happy Gilmore: Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. Happy's Girlfriend: Yeah? Donald: Hey, put that stuff down! No, no no. Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald went on to later appear in Dirty Work (1998), with McDonald also playing the antagonist in that film. Bob Barker: #HappyGilmore #Subway #GolfDon't forget to like and subscribe! Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??" Kevin Nealon Classic T-Shirt. [Happy hits the sandwich off a tee and straight into the fan's open mouth]. Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? Copyright 2023 Dr. German golfer Martin Kaymer tried a Happy-style approach during the long drive competition at the 2015 PGA Championships. Check the "Share this folder" check box and then click on the "OK" button. You're gonna concentrate on golf. Happy Gilmore: The way I see it we've only just begun. In 2016, Verne Lundquist stated he still gets a monthly $34 check from the Screen Actors Guild for his appearance in the film. Beat him on the course. : JackAss2.wav(41K) Ah ah. Sorry. : In real life, Adam Sandler is terrible at both hockey and golf. Bob Barker: No you've had enoughb**ch, homeball.mp3 Thank you, Shooter. "But,she's an old lady". She fell off a cliff and died on impact. Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. [laughs] Available on Tubi TV, iTunes, Hulu. Budweiser, Pepsi, Visa and the commercial-within-the-film for Subway restaurants. /* happy-gilmore */ Mr. Larson: But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. The crowd goes wild, Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. : Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too. Energy. 2. [points at him] Feelin' the flow. Shooter: NO! google_ad_width = 728; Subway restaurants are owned and operated by a franchisee network that includes more than 20,000 dedicated entrepreneurs and small business owners - who are all committed to delivering the best guest experience possible in their local communities. : I wanted to, but I just couldn't do it. I'm not attractive. Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit? Happy Gilmore: Nursing Home Orderly: . "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass! [Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]. Answer: fast food restaurant cashier. Probably a great golfer. Shooter! Although Happy doesn't seem like much of a sell-out, he also has brand loyalty, as displayed by his soliloquy regarding his meaty, tasty subway sandwich. Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. That's your home. [shouting at the spectators] [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] My Puck.wav(66K) "alot of censored swearing", bottle.mp3 You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. ! And if you can't get the money together in ninety days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. With plenty of slapstick humor and hilarious product placements (i.e., the subway commercial in the middle of the film), Happy Gilmore did not fear doing whatever it took to get the people . Orderly (Ben Stiller): Check out the name tag. Happy Gilmore "Yea I know. At least ten times. Suck my white ass ball! Get off of me! I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. bull_dance.mp3 Now, you will go to sleep! From $19.84. [in a bar] But I didn't have any money. Psycho. I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*! I know. Where were you on that one, dipshit? [watching Happy's Subway commercial] [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] How am I supposed to chip with that going on? Why didn't you just go home!! The following were used in the making of this site: "Adam Sandler." Wikipedia.Wikimedia Foundation, n.d. ", hg-mistake.wav That's your HOME! "If I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." ~ Happy Gilmore. [after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away] Doug Thompson: Happy: Just tap it in. JackAss3.wav(101K) Sit down, Mr. Gilmore. It is played annually in September, at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta, and is the final event of the FedEx Cup Playoffs. Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: They were not impressed. Shooter McGavin: Earlier in the film when Chubbs is trying to convince Happy Gilmore to play golf, he refuses, saying "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass." Adam Sandler's favorite role and movie of his own. You're in MY world now, grandma! Happy: Oh good, 'cuz I'm a hockey player. LISTEN to what I say! According to TheMovieDistrict and MovieMaps, Canada was the place where Happy Gilmore was filmed. She's dead. Well, You're a little banged up but no serious injuries. Yeah, but you've made a lot of money. [while on an ice rink] Steve Guttenberg was briefly considered for the role of Shooter McGavin but he agreed to do It Takes Two (1995) at the same exact time and turned down the role. Shooter McGavin: [standing outside the batting cage] Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. Tim Allen was considered for the role of Shooter McGavin. Happy Gilmore: You lay another finger on me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes. "Where were you on that one, dipshit? GottaLoveThat.wav(117K) Happy: Hey what are you doing now? I'm Bob Barker. Shooter McGavin: Doctor: It is clearly inspired by the "Happy Gilmore" Subway commercial: Shout out @JasonHannaphoto and @SamShazam_ for putting this together. 3. Well, I'd like to see you try. Why don't ya just come back up stairs honey? 36 In his Subway commercial, how many Subway sandwiches does Happy say he eats a day? [intentionally antagonizing Happy] ?? one Subway soft drink container, two verbal mentions of Subway, one Subway commercial starring Happy, a Subway T-shirt, and a Subway golf bag. With Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay. [intentionally antagonizing Happy] Little Nicky for the line "Popeye's Chicken is fucking awesome." or Happy Gilmore for having an actual Subway commercial in the movie. Weekley replicated it after his tee shot on the first hole and went on to defeat Wilson 4 & 2, with Team USA winning by 16 to 11 for their first Ryder Cup victory since their famous comeback in 1999. You'll pay. Happy Gilmore - Subway 1996's Happy Gilmore was a key film in the ascent of Adam Sandler , building him into one of the biggest comedy film stars of the past few decades. While they both have the majority of screen time together in this movie, they share no scenes together in the latter film. Mister! IRS Agent , bitch.mp3 Is that goal regulation size or what? Little Nicky = Popeyes . See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. Gary Potter: Heckler: You will not make this putt! Thanks for dressing up. Ut Oh! I swear I'm gonna give the ball, alligator. Comedy, Sports and Fitness. What an honor. IRS Agent: Happy Gilmore: [Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]. Happy Gilmore: Doug Thompson: IRS Agent Happy: I AM GOOD! Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. I think you should be working at the snack bar. [to Shooter] GoingNowhere.wav(229K) Happy: Hold on a second babe. putt.mp3 Happy, the gold jacket's yours. Do you always carry a puck with you? Oh, she got hit by a car. Happy: That's MY PUCK, baby! Oh, man. But, our ratings are up and we're attracting new, youthful sponsors. Or I will PUT you to sleep. Chubbs: Grandma : Check out our happy gilmore golf selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our golf shops. Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] Harness energy, block bad. Answer: three . Happy Gilmore: I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. Grandma? Don'tGo.wav(294K) Happy: Please don't go. But that didn't stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking his greatest slap shot. It goes up and down and around. The crowd goes wild]. after buying grandma's house in an auction, referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home, Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot, after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald, Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd, Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water, Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground, Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond, Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. bother you again.BUT, if you missyou gotta give me a big fat kiss.