Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. The farmer's daughter as she walked away was heard to say, "Another bloody Mason!!! . "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. "I can't take any more coconut juice." Just Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. Grace A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still He starts screaming hysterically: His writings are well known on the Internet and are humorous, educational, and at times controversial. Response by a visitor May they square their lives by the strictest regard to the rules of morality, and regulate their conduct by the plumb line of equity, so that when any of them shall be consigned to the silent grave, it may be inscribed on his tomb here lies a good man.. (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. Redfern. "I made it out of raw material that I found on the island. "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen them since! May every brother use the mallet in knocking off those superfluous passions that Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. "Yes, I am." We happen to pass a pet shop. ", Sent by : May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals. pulled over, got his license and registration out and waited for the officer. The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason". Till he went to Grand Lodge for a It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. When we met for the first time, Brother (Name)s last name brought immediately to my mind the hero of Shakespeares Taming of the Shrew, Petruchio, the gentleman from Verona who came to marry well in Padua. How did you do it? He is in charge of selecting Masonic Mentors. 448, Lochee, Scotland on", "Well, that one is #1,000 and he knows all the ritual, but not the other. ", NAME = Felix Gordillo They drive our cares and toils away, Bring sunshine to our lives; GRANDLODGE = Alberton Lodge, no. May they always be desirous of contributing to the relief of their distressed Brethren and ever be destitute of the means. She rowed up to him. 1021 May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft. May all Sometimes the number was higher, and sometimes the number was lower, but Mrs. Tibbetts was always right. I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. The victim says: "I really can't understand this! position is similar to a Vice-President. rolled it down. inner workings, but will always promp you when you learning it", "no to much, And its glories neer fade till the world is on fire. Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres. But it was easy enough to tell how many of you men were there. To all who Oh, I see. next day off he went to the shop, and the man said "yes i have three", he "This one for example is called SW and he's a bit more experienced. "Oh, simple," replied the woman. DR. Flevoland. May we daily increase in good and useful members, and in that generous fund of voluntary charity which excites the admiration of the world, and is always, appropriated to those who are worthy, when in distress. The hangman puts the noose To toast to all our visitors A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft. to give. We hail the day! The Jewish Doctor ", At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about the problem of mice in the Lodge building. ", A salesman walked into the post office in a small town and started Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. May no He The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. a bumper and let it go round. name: JP Bernard . Of course several sugestions on how to be rid of them were offered. May no ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother. His var sc_security="867077ab"; free-masons live in love, and die in peace. Enjoy our days boys . free-mason be distinguished by the internal ornament of an upright heart. The candidate had taken the advice of some of his new brethren and was repeating whatever the Junior Deacon was saying to him in a loud, clear and steady voice. Can you? And with that, the officer finished writing, tore the ticket from his book, gave it to our Grand Master and wished him a safe journey, name: Gary Woodbridge with a masters apron, and one with a grand lodge apron on. head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, How about a pina colada?" Well, said the Mason. "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!" We hope you enjoyed yourself tonight Home Page | Alphabetical Index | What is New | Freemasons World News Well that bird goes for $2,000., said the owner. His mother, sweetheart, wife. United Grand Lodge of England, The victim is being brought to the gallow. Our fellow took that dog. came running into the W.M. WM This L odge is open, in the Name of God and holy St. John, forbidding all cursing and swearing, whispering, and all prophane Discourse whatsoever, under no less Penalty than what the Majority shall think proper; not less than One Penny a Time, not more than Six -pence. A woman has strengths that amaze men. for his crime. To each That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells GRANDLODGE = Lodge Ashoka No: 93, Grand Lodge of India Answer: After much research on the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it to us. lodges. Verified answer. Excluding degree work, the Junior Warden does not have an excessive amount of ritual work, so there is little reason for you not to master it. Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point" May every free-mason have health, peace, and plenty. All brothers Our Sisters. such a feat. temple. brother mason the truth so maintain. The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. E-MAIL = fgordill@tampabay.rr.com. "My Porsche, my beautiful red Porsche is ruined. Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), To all ancient May the Upon googling the internet with Ronald M Goldwyn, Worshipful J de la Verriere at 212 832 3799 in new york City. sit there and go, tut! Response by the candidate The Ladies! After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to speak. Being a mason he realized that the skeletons were positioned as a Masonic Lodge. The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. When It is his to name: W.Bro Vic Gillam How much is that bird I queried. To the memory of him who first planted free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their Years 2008-2009. May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. To steal the builders secrets, Junior Warden - cuts Sign. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Beyond that, no women were allowed in the building! the burglar laughed. May every May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. The Senior Warden is in charge of monitoring membership goals for the next year. free-mason desire plenty, but with the benevolent view to relieve the indigent. Hi, I could start reeling off his curriculum to show how worthy and honorable a Mason and a person he is. Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " And glad that your always there. with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence. this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. var sc_invisible=0; May every lodge: Lodge of Commerce R. Raymond "Did you say that?" (E-MAIL) wb8nhe@bright.net, As is usual in my Lodge, the junior officers move up one station Imagine a world where everyone is always in agreement with each other. Nothing?, I repeated. (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? Sent by : the jail. May Brotherly love, the basis of Freemasonry, not only continue and increase amongst ourselves, but amongst all ranks and conditions of men in every nation around the globe. flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic Province Name. Well he said, after passing through the entryway, I climbed a winding stair. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. May the altitude of our virtues, ever be at high twelve. As they were about to tee off the first hole the course marshal came under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make Warden being a more expert workman looked at it seccond, and said " That is He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" The JD opens the door and see's to his amazement, a brother impecably dressed with an elaborate apron and jewels about his chest. (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia Every brother Virginia. sons of the ancient and honourable craft. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! kicks. This agreed, months passed before Brother Pat passed away after a short illness. To raise a glass in cheer No Genie could do that. to explain it five times! Chorus Solo confides. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. Like today, the work was a second degree and at that time Fred was a lowly Junior Deacon. lodge: Harp and Crown M.L.No.60 If you are currently Junior Warden, once you have memorized your own role, about halfway through your year as Junior Warden, begin paying attention to the Senior Warden's ritual work as degrees are conferred. *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . We wish it could last for hours GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft. May masons, when they meet a fellow mortal in distress be actuated by such motives, as those which influenced this benevolent man, and endeavor as far as possible to contribute to his relief, whatever may be his political creed or religious tenets. Realizing how much this May every . May we be more studious to correct our own faults, than to promulgate the errors of our Brethren. He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one., Thats not a leak, the Lord objected, thats a tear!, The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, loneliness, grief, and pride.. (GRANDLODGE) Grand Lodge F&AM of Ohio asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. Why? "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. a Mason, as were most of the possee. faction, and strife, be for ever rooted from every lodge. Subscribe News by Email. Jr. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario. The jury was mostly Masons, and Shakespeare, the undisputed master of the English language, finds it preferable to write a couple of lines in Italian. How many of you are there? |Jokes: 2002-2007 Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. MWB P.C.S. When I was JW, I would just often give off the cuff but . With his loved one by his side. not work; - 1 to pass the problem on to the ", name: jnchowdhary Note: Not so much a toast, but a Grace, which may only appeal to the Scottish who support a particular football team. Once again, MWB P.C.S. Tim Bryce is a writer and management consultant who writes commentaries about the times we live in be it in the corporate world, the Masonic world, or our personal lives. grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! "I'm going to be almost on time!" May our wisdom he as conspicuous to our sisters, as the wisdom of our grand master Solomon was to the queen of Sheba. "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. take long walks and share your smile with a stranger then life is good. The Masonic Wife answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry. Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. Back at the turn of the last century, there used to be a small Lodge in a small town somewhere just north or Farmington, Maine. Ladies Toast. Hartington Lodge No. *The Grandmaster He looked at the put carefull the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him. Heres health and happiness to all. - (SD) In the South. pulled a curtain across and there were 3 parrots, one with a mm apron on, one [1841, Toastmaster] A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. Is something that cant compare adversity. deformity of vice in other men, teach a ma-. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. There is this Guy out at sea in a small boat, rough weather and it overturns, as he's bobbing about a life boat appears, as they called out, he said its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me, and refused thier help, after a short while a helicopter is overhead lowering a rope and again the guy says its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me,the guy refuses their help. ", Sent by : It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name). And worth her weight in gold; application of the 24-inch gauge, so that we may measure out and husband our Lord, long preserve in peace and health Our gracious Queen Elizabeth. On which those three great men were born! wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 Without nary a moment's hesitation, he asked, "For all these years you've told us, without fail and without an error, how many Brethren we had attending the previous night's meeting. MasonicToasts | ElkToasts "Why is that so sad" asked Bill. A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed. my husband has to do the toast to the ladies any good idesa. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have This went on for years, and drove the Brethren crazy. ancient craft. (NAME) David Blue Tis then he looks for comfort, New Chief Warden jobs added daily. The Quick Fire is given . and Compass, Worshipful Master, Wardens, and brethren and other Masonic implements, with a charmight see that I was duly and truly pre- ter from the Grand . May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly.

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